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When God created Adam, you’d have thought it rather nice
If he’d created woman first, then asked for her advice.
He made a very big mistake when he made Adam so aggressive –
Were his big strong arms but little brain really so impressive?
When God created Adam, did he throw away the mould?
For nothing else on earth compares with stupid man, we’re told.
If woman ruled the world instead of her ruthless man of war –
There would be fewer young lives taken, of that I’m very sure.
So if God first created Adam, who thought of only sex and beer,
Was poor Eve just like an afterthought? Is that not rather queer?
Poor Adam had no mother to teach him right from wrong –
So Eve was left to teach him this through countless years along.
When God mixed the ingredients to make the perfect man –
He used too much testosterone – was this part of his plan?
Now women have to live with this – do you think that’s really fair?
Testosterone’s not good for him - that’s why he’s lost his hair!
I guess God’s sat and wondered since and racked his brain in vain.
If only He could start again, would His Adam be the same?
No, Eve would be the first on earth. She’d teach man what to do.
And the world would be more peaceful. You surely think it’s true!
Copyright 2007