Josie Whitehead’s Poems
If you have badly behaved owners, you might want to know how to modify that unwanted behaviour, and live in peace with them. If you have recently gained a new owner would you like to understand how to live together successfully, and happily? If they are difficult to handle, you might want to learn how to change that.
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Would you like to:
Attend happy, friendly classes?
Meet like minded owner dogs?
Find out how to communicate properly with your owner through fun training?
Have your owner understand and respect you?
Work with a professional trainer/behaviourist, who assesses her peers for the Owner Club?
Then contact Josie on 2345 99567 for details of new courses starting shortly.
OWNERS BEHAVING BADLY?
By Josie Whitehead
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Are your owners behaving badly?
Do they drive you up the wall?
When you take them for their walkies
Do they run to fetch their ball?
Is he difficult to handle?
When you whistle he won’t come?
Does she wear some stinky perfume –
And it’s not worn on her bum?
Do they both obey instructions?
Have they learned to sit and wait
For food on dish upon the floor
Instead of on a plate?
Do they ask to use the toilet
And for their treats sit up and beg?
Can they balance a biscuit on the nose
And politely cock a leg?
With our experience and training
We know exactly what to do.
For our educational courses
Will help you through and through.
Be mentored in the early years –
Put your owners through their paces.
With our new owner-guidance course
You’ll keep them firmly in their places.
Copyright 2007