Mum, just a note to let you know
Why your chocolate’s disappeared.
You’ll have your own suspicions,
And they’ll be exactly as you feared.
For I saw them on the table,
When I came down last night
I couldn’t think what I could eat,
Then your chocolates came in sight.
I wanted just to look at them,
Well, to examine them for fun.
The smell of chocolate tempted me
And I thought I’d take just one.
The taste was so delicious
That I took another one –
This led me on to several more,
Oh please forgive me Mum.
I think you should be pleased with me,
Look, what I’ve done was great;
For by my eating all your chocolates,
You won’t pile on the weight.
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