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What a very strange thing, if pigs could fly.
The price of bacon would go sky-high.
You’d have to leap high if you wanted a chop.
Not just walk along to the butcher’s shop.
Pigs don't have wings, so how can they fly?
How could big fat pigs get up in the sky?
We human beings just used our brains,
And cleverly invented the aeroplane.
The pigs could fly off in their piggy-jets
They’d need pig-passports, don't forget.
They would sit in their seats and order drinks.
What a funny sight, I’m sure you will think.
If pigs could fly, they'd jet off to the sun.
They'd do as we do and have some fun.
They'd play on the beach and also swim.
And rub lots of suncream into their skin.
For breakfast they'd only eat toast and eggs.
They'd not drink tea, but nice water instead.
What a strange thing, if pigs could fly -
With such a silly thought I will say goodbye.
Copyright 2006