One day I found a monster
Who’d arrived from outer space.
Its tail was long and spikey
And it had such an ugly face.
I didn’t want to know it –
Yet it followed me to school
But what it did to others
Was really rather cruel.
He turned Lauren into pizza,
Jacob went in his stew.
He ate Adam just the way he was
Lucy he couldn’t chew.
He put Joshua in an omlette –
Then he drank a cup of tea.
Michael was just a little snack –
And then he looked at ME! – Help!
Hannah was too sweet for him
He liked Matthew on his toast –
Andrew gave him flatulence
Although he enjoyed him most.
He thought Abigail was yucky -
So he spat her on the floor -
She thought she was the lucky one
And dashed out through the door.
This gave him indigestion though.
Ooooh! He rolled around in pain
So he took back off to outer space
Or perhaps he went to Spain.
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