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I’m tired of using public loos
That smell of unwashed floors and poo.
So come with me, we’ll look elsewhere.
The loos we'll use, we’ll choose with care.
Now, before you visit any town
Just look for hotels of renown.
I’ll tell you what you could expect:
The loos which show you some respect.
YOU'LL find:
The latest toilet seats are warm –
Enjoy their comfort, then perform.
Press “bidet” if you want to wash
My word! You’ll think “This loo is posh!”
Press “wash”. The water comes out racing
And leaves your bottom feeling bracing
You then press “dry” and hot air blows
On parts of you that are exposed.
New fangled loos are futuristic
Though not designed to be simplistic.
“Paperless?” Yes, that’s the word,
But won’t you find them quite absurd?
Copyright 2008