by Josie Whitehead www.whiteheadm.co.uk
Whilst Mummy’s nose is small and neat
Dad’s nose is long and lanky
And I have to say the room vibrates
When he blows in his hanky.
When Daddy sneezes it’s much worse
For he really rocks the rafters
But now we know what to expect
We fall about with laughter.
We took Dad to a restaurant once
He embarrased us, no doubt -
He sneezed the peas quite off the plates
And the staff then threw us out.
He went to The Grand National too -
Where posh hats were displayed -
But Dad gave one gigantic sneeze
And he sneezed them all away.
We feel we don’t know what to do
With Daddy’s sneezing habit –
Mum says we should dump poor Dad
And instead we’ll buy a rabbit.
Copyright 2008