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To rid yourself of wergles
As they flomp across your grass
Just sprinkle them with sea salt
Then put them in a glass.
You can pickle them or tickle them
Or hang them out to dry.
Cooking them’s quite something else -
So it’s better not to try.
But there again you could try:
I’ve found that flomping wergles
Are rather nice on toast –
But other folk, from what I’ve heard
Like to eat them with a roast.
Each person has his special way
Of dealing with these things –
But don’t eat them in the winter
They’re much sweeter in the spring.
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